cutd33per-crylonger:

justreallysad:

bevsi:

sometimes i just

me everyday :(

Everyday at sixth form

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

dallonjames:

when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

thecakebar:

Frozen Chocolate Bananas

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

lillypee:

Girl logic

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

heartfulpenguin:

yashikoru:

heartfulpenguin:

heartfulpenguin:

i can hear my brother screaming at his DS

he’s playing cooking mama

thats some hardcore cooking

COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY

THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE

DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA

FUCK YOU

Is that your brother

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

powerhull:

kansasprincess97:

oh-hi-hoe:

sleepingwithsharma:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

14 million ! whohoo!

If this get’s to 50 million notes, I will talk to Disney and totally fuck them up with this.

gameboycoloured:

u know my url not my html

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke